School Scenario

“If your buttocks burn, you know you have done wrong.”

In the responsible position as your teacher, if I didn’t care about your well being I would not bother with you and would allow you to do what you want. you know it is in your best interests that I ensure you do not end up on a path of unruly and wild abandon which unfortunately for you, means that I have to be cruel to be kind.

I abhor bad behaviour and will do everything in My power to instil obedience and respect in My students. A visit to My study will make you fully aware how much I relish the sweet sound of rattan swishing through the air and the way in which it caresses the quivering cheeks of the miscreant. I will not hesitate in administering My cane, albeit in a loving manner, to teach even the most recalcitrant student that he is not beyond redemption.

I will also soon know whether your level of knowledge is where it should be or whether you have been wasting time in class. Relevant answers to My questions will soon flush out the diligent from the lazy. I don’t believe in academically challenged students. In My classroom, you WILL learn and you will learn QUICKLY to become decent, respectful and well educated citizens! you do NOT have a choice. And the surest way of keeping you in line and on the straight and narrow, is with the most traditional and convincing tool of all time – the CANE – MY cane to be precise!

In the end, do not fear – feel more secure in the knowledge that I will not allow you to suffer unending pain in your buttocks. Instead, I will ensure you savour every delicious stroke in futile anticipation, as the intensity of the explosion radiates from your plump cheeks through every muscle in your body, with just enough time left to contemplate the next impending kiss of My rattan. Naturally, I am only doing this for your own good and what pure, blissful satisfaction – being in a position to teach you right from wrong and redirecting your misguided actions back onto the correct path in life.